Funny!Two Old Retired Trucker - Bob and Jim
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Two 90-year-old retired truckers, Bob and Jim had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Bob was dying, Jim visited him every day.
One day Bob said, 'Jim, we both loved playing baseball all our lives, and we played all through high school and trucking careers. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's
Bob looked up at Jim from his deathbed and said, 'Bob, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.'
Shortly after that, Jim passed on.
A few nights later, Bob was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, 'Bob, Bob.'
'Who is it?' asked Bob, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?'
Bob -- it's me, Jim.'
You're not Jim. Jim just died.'
I'm telling you, it's me, Jim,' insisted the voice.
'Jim! Where are you?'
'In Heaven,' replied Jim. 'I have some really good news and a little bad news.'
'Tell me the good news first,' said Bob.
'The good news,' Jim said, 'is that there's baseball in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired.'
That's fantastic,' said Bob. 'It's beyond my *wildest dreams*! So what's the bad news?'
'You're pitching Tuesday.'
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